Dear Miss or Mrs. but never MS. cop shocks

I spent approximately 7 and one half minutes to find something that reminded me of you.


I'll sum you up: You know your place. LOL



oooooohhhh are you gonna wreck mah car?? LMFAO.

Sweetie if ya gotta shake it around like that a. it attracts only the dullest of idiots (as noted)

b. if ya GOTTA shake it ... ya ain't got it.

Having brought down kingdoms while merely passing through with a smile I wanted to thank you for Susan B. Anthony (using a generic to be sure you'll yknow git git git git it) ... the rest of us will always have something to do with women like you knowing their place in the world.

Thank you.

Please wreck my car any time you like.

But, don't you think you're in enough of a pickle already??

Or is that lil jerkin in you?

he. I mean HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Keep tryin.

It's easy to see you'll never get it but hey ... as I said, you're happy in your place.

What's it like to fuck your way through the world?

I once saw this dynamite looking blonde haired lady cop pushing a car BY HERSELF. It was so something I would have done and have done, would have got out and helped her if I hadn't been stuck in traffic with no way to get my own vehicle out of the way ergo would have created MORE of a mess .... but then she didn't look like she'd drop and suck on command.

Yknow?

All that's missing is the pole.

Maybe that's where the firemen come in?


Incidentally, I am in TERRIBLE pain.

Maybe you could come rub a pickle on it for me.