What Julian Assange and I have in common ...
Wait !!
Useless Interpol who has never done ANYTHING that I have seen other than that blue warning at the beginning of video .. or was that the FBI's idea ... and crying on SIXTY MINUTES because they NEED MO MONEY. Actual tears..
FOLKS !!!! What they do ... is they arrest folks for COITUS INTERRUPTUS !!! (failure to pull out)
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???
An INTERNATIONAL WARRANT FOR COITUS INTERRUPTUS.
Julian and I have that in common. I have seldom perf0rmed interruptus ... so please, come GET ME. I know you'll never come get these motherfucking thieves and gangsters .... who apparently due to the rat numbers of them could use some condoms .... PLEASE GOD GIVE THEM CONDOMS....
anyway ... LMFAO !!!!
I was born into a dangerous family as Mr. Assange is dangerous either by birth or by dint of sheer frustration with the lies and murders ... (Pam you know you murdered people with that motherfucking water you cunt)
The reason I say that my family is dangerous is this ludicrous arrest warrant for a man who has DONE NOTHING but expose these goddamn illegal wars for what they are.
My Grandpa was a very dangerous man who as far as I know never owned a firearm. He had what you call NUTS. BALLS. Didn't need a gun. He did carry a gun. Never owned one to my knowledge. He did things with his hands. Beautiful things. I can still remember standing behind him while he organized his work bench and following him about as he beautified his home for my Grandma and his family.
I know he had to be dangerous because one day I asked my Grandma about my Uncle ... we'll call him Joe ... and Joe had been arrested for rape years back which is why he never really had a great job... he worked hard but his employment chances were limited. Unlike now when he could become a Tampa Fireman. Now I know this because my Mom once said something disparaging towards whomever that was wherever it happened. Joe was stateside so we have to blame it on these mo'fucking cracker asses who hate. In fact, I think it may have happened right here in FL but maybe not. He was a young man when he died ... and by the way: NOTHING HAPPENED. NOTHING. He raped NO ONE. My Grandma told me point blank without explaining anything: THEY WERE AFTER YOUR GRANDFATHER your uncle joe never bothered anyone.
Apparently there wasn't EVEN A VICTIM. NOT EVEN A VICTIM. But he was arrested anyway.... was pam mayor then???
This was a quiet guitar-playing man who had the most wonderful thoughts he would detail out by the hundreds on pieces of art paper which I still have. Now that I'm not a small child who was too wise for my own age and good .... whom my Gram felt comfortable telling that to, I feel a great deal of anger for whomever did that to the kindly man who bought me rabbit's foots and other cool stuff and would tolerate me and play his guitar for me. Later they ran into him on his motorcycle and broke his leg in three places so he was young forever due to never recovering from that and I remember my Gram screaming when she got the final news... she almost died on her couch after that funeral .... (wonder who was creeping around in there while we were gone ..... just like you used to do here).... luckily every doctor was not a piece of shit back then and so she came home just fine.
She was so pretty in her 80s that she turned heads ....
Anyway .... as soon as I read this about Julian Assange some time back I thought ... wow, Julian is DANGEROUS like my Grandpa:
HE TELLS THE TRUTH.
And, therefore, I have inherited this same Dangerous Quality.
NEVER PROUDER.
I have some great pictures of my Uncle Joe.
He was pretty cool.
You pieces of shit down there at four green fields just didn't know how you had your work cut out for you.
Child porn planted ... lesbian porn cds handed to a child, no doubt you've been up to the child molestation but .. hey ...
little pitchers have big ears.
Here's to you Uncle "Joe". I remember you.
You were the dangerous son of a dangerous man with a dangerous daughter and a dangerous family still endangering pieces of shit by telling the truth .....
Much love to all of you there.
Any time you want to kick a little extra help my way don't wait for me to ask. You know I never ask for help .....
And if rocks ever like accidentally fall from the sky on certain heads... well, I'll know who it was.
I still look for you everywhere .....
JULIAN ASSANGE:::: It's OK, you don't even NEED a job.
Let us know where to support you at.
From Joe Smith's Dangerous Grand Child.
UP YOURS ASSHOLES.
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