Stalkers Get Jealous ..... (of EACH OTHER)

So, I'm realizing over the past few days but can barely hold in the laughter and tried to wait until I see if it's really true or not.

THESE PEOPLE are all upset that not all of them are getting attention. Dick Cheney's Company is about to drive themselves silly around me. For god's sake. Finally you get so many pictures of the shit that you get bored. And, oh dumptruck man. I'm about tired of keeping his secret. I'm definitely not needing any more pictures of his dumb shit. Here's a hint: When you see the nastiest, foulest, spewingest, least caringest, bad for the environment and other motorists piece of shit dumptrucks -- YES, that's him. And he has won awards for that from our fair City's Mayor. I don't know what his connection is to development because I haven't bothered to look but I can guess. LOL !! LOL !! Okay, I'm being bad ... frankly, I don't know how that boy has time for developing as much as he chases me from lutz to port tampa. I suspect he wants me. I suspect that's where most of this started, huh? Other than your driving need to take what is not yours. Again, the bane of a beautiful woman. Damn. I see other pretty women all the time but if you look close at them you will see that I am the one with the crowd. Always.

I could go park in the middle of the Mojave with you and we would look up ten minutes later to enough people to film ALL of the star wars movies including the clones. And, also enough fire trucks for everyone to be good and safe as long as they don't choke or grow hysterical. Okay, they're not real attractive people. (but there are some less than attractive characters they could portray) It kinda is bad because there's so many of them that regular people have to battle for position ... there's some kind of glow (NOT!!) about these folks. Evil emanation that... well, you'd think it might turn you on ... if you like the bad boys. But, NOPE !! Not even a turn-on. Dude, it's a complete waste of ... every little thing. But, it never fails to amuse me. I think it's a stitch. I'm sure that's not the effect they are looking for. Ya think?? For awhile I took advantage of it and sometimes I still do. When you can bring a big crowd, that's cool, yknow?

Which reminds me: Doesn't that firefightin fool have to face criminal neglect charges for failure to discharge his duty or his oath? I'm going to see if I can find the fireman's oath. Here's something:

This guy that stalks me continuously and truth to tell I feel kinda bad for him ... he's a young guy, looks like he had potential for something or other and now he just lives this mean lifestyle ... I'm pretty sure that's one of his family member's trucks that I'm about THIS CLOSE to posting the face for. Probably why he's uppin his action a bit. And after we talked and all ... dude, you let me down.

I can almost hear them at the stalker meet-ups. (to each other)
a. Wow, you're doin a GREAT job, she always talks about YOU. (see, this is where I think it's very unfairly biased to the fireguys because they have all the loud, shiny, BIG stuff, yknow?)

b. the fire-guys a struttin around all proud .... LOL

c. then suddenly one of them realizes (let's call him david cook) ... She's in HYSTERICS over me (i'm not but just play along with me, kay?)

d.same guy: I can't take this call NO HYSTERICAL CALLERS.

e.Dude, no she's not here.

f. (david cook) oh yeah.

g.which i think is really UNFAIR. If I'm the one being stalked how come I get no frigging input???

h.(david cook, filling out retirement forms, seeking change of subject says to bikers lurking in corner) How come YOU guys aren't doing YOUR job? She never talks about you?

i.(dumptruck guy)she ALWAYS talks about US. (all proud, buffing nails, helping himself to a cheap cigar)

j.(fireguy) well, if you guys don't start doing YOUR jobs ...

k. (young biker guy) we will, I promise we will. (he's an eager beaver) On thursday I'll roar by her and my brother/uncle/whatever will spray her yard with poison and my other bro will go lurk by her. He wants her anyway. It turns him on when she calls him a loser. Course he hasn't had a woman in ....

l. never mind. just do your job !!!



Okay, so the message is: Turn the page, fellas and gals. You're doing a GREAT job. Bang up. Four square. Balls to the wall. Congratulations. It's the best. You OWN the streets of Tampa. You rock. And roll. You own everything. Every road. You have urinated everywhere. Yes, you have. It stinks here. Good job. Honest, I'm impressed. I'm so impressed I'm making a gallery of your faces. I'm so impressed.

I'm just not a good fucking victim. It's a unique situation, no? Proceed with caution.

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I want to finish this off with this: To be found guilty of murder you only have to prove Means, Method Opportunity on the poor schlep. You don't even need a body. ASSHOLES: It would be very very very hard for a jury NOT to make the connection that you who do most everything would be doing everything else. Specially since that dude's on video doing my car at the park and I'm bout to plaster his face here.
But you? You're young. Have a life. Cuz from where I'm sitting, I don't see much of one. I see you being used. Who else would be stupid enough to be the front man?? To be the one whose face is on everything? Who has you fooled?

That's a long time to wear the same tennis-shoes for the man.

This won't end well. You might have noticed you're not managing to squeeze me in between the tatters and the spit and polish. Can't stroke a stroker and such.

So, while I'm trying to give you a break ... give yourself one. You have nice eyes. They're sad when they look at me all dangerous and stuff. It's sad. It's sad that's all you offer to your family.

To his boss: He's doing a GREAT JOB, MAN !! He's a great stalker. Honest. He's right ON it. Piece de Resistance ... Just because I don't mention them doesn't mean they're not doing their jobs. I've got my own formula. You understand.

Now, yall settle down before you trip over each other. Seriously. Before someone gets hurt.

Oh and the guy from Regency Cove?? Good god. He's probably upset because I keep calling him a loser. But, yknow what? It kinda DOES take a loser to leave their own home and regularly stalk another human being. He'll get some tennis-shoes too. Oh, he has his own. I'm looking at him right now. Luckily it's a matter of public and private record how many times he has arrived right behind me at destinations. hehe.

I'm afraid I can't commit to writing to you fellas though because I'll be busy writing letters to the BIG BOSS, George W. Bush. In prison. Dang, I'll miss none of you.
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Well, I will miss you --- you have nice eyes. Why bring all this on yourself? You know that I am cool, too. That's why I KNOW how much money it is worth and here's a clue: NO, your family and you MAY NOT have it. Sorry. That's a door you'll not want to keep pulling on. But, I don't intend to back down so someone better think harder. Seriously, at the next stalker meet up just tell them you ain't doing it anymore. It's a waste of your time. Dude, go get laid or something. Seriously.

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